The madness begins....
Apr. 19th, 2006 11:44 amTomKat have TomKitten
Weirdness involved in this (aside from them and all the Scientology crap): Brooke Shields has her baby the same day, in the same hospital, down the hall. It's also a girl (Grier) and she also weighed 7 pounds and was 20 inches. If you remember the drama with Tom attacking Brooke for writing a book about post-partum depression and saying that women should get psychiatric help.
Weirdness involved in this (aside from them and all the Scientology crap): Brooke Shields has her baby the same day, in the same hospital, down the hall. It's also a girl (Grier) and she also weighed 7 pounds and was 20 inches. If you remember the drama with Tom attacking Brooke for writing a book about post-partum depression and saying that women should get psychiatric help.
The gene pool needs more chlorine
Apr. 12th, 2006 12:30 pmBritney's baby is dropped on his head. By the nanny. Not Britney or K-Fed. Which I am shocked to hear.
I still don't think she should have procreated.
I still don't think she should have procreated.
More Diddy FYI
Mar. 23rd, 2006 05:13 pmDiddy Carries a Manbag
DiddyRap mogul Sean 'Diddy' Combs is urging his fashion followers to enhance their masculinity with a man-size "purse." The Sean Jean designer loves accessorizing but warns size does matter regarding men's totes.
He says, "I do have a manbag. I'm not going to lie. Just make sure if you carry one, it's very, very big so it doesn't get mistaken for a purse."
Ahh, Diddy, you rock my world!
DiddyRap mogul Sean 'Diddy' Combs is urging his fashion followers to enhance their masculinity with a man-size "purse." The Sean Jean designer loves accessorizing but warns size does matter regarding men's totes.
He says, "I do have a manbag. I'm not going to lie. Just make sure if you carry one, it's very, very big so it doesn't get mistaken for a purse."
Ahh, Diddy, you rock my world!
Oh how I love MSN Gossip!!!
Jan. 9th, 2006 02:50 pmOn Kevin Federline's new single:
If you've been afraid to listen to "PopoZão" for fear that it will burrow into your brain like some sort of flesh-eating virus, only without the fun bits, here's a sampling of the classy lyrical magic you're missing: "I want to see your kitty and a little bit of [female body part that rhymes with 'kitty'] ... / Girls, don't you worry about all the dough, because a cat is coming straight out of the know ... / Bring that Brazil booty on the floor / Up, down, all around: Work that [bleep] to the funky sound ...."
On Star Jones and hubby:
" ... [I]n bed, I said to him, 'Honey, you have on your T-shirt -- are you cold?' And he, whom most people consider to have one of the most gorgeous bodies on the planet -- those shoulders -- answered me by saying, 'I just don't look as good naked as you do.'"
On Nick Lachey:
And whatever the outcome of their prenuptial-free divorce proceedings, Nick leaves the marriage with something valuable: The knowledge that it's better to "throw in the towel" at the beginning of a squabble because "women argue in ways that aren't rational to men."
But there's still plenty more he'd like to learn, especially when it comes to increasing his R-rated verbal skills: "I haven't even realized my full dirty-talk potential. I think there's some greater moments out there for me."
If you've been afraid to listen to "PopoZão" for fear that it will burrow into your brain like some sort of flesh-eating virus, only without the fun bits, here's a sampling of the classy lyrical magic you're missing: "I want to see your kitty and a little bit of [female body part that rhymes with 'kitty'] ... / Girls, don't you worry about all the dough, because a cat is coming straight out of the know ... / Bring that Brazil booty on the floor / Up, down, all around: Work that [bleep] to the funky sound ...."
On Star Jones and hubby:
" ... [I]n bed, I said to him, 'Honey, you have on your T-shirt -- are you cold?' And he, whom most people consider to have one of the most gorgeous bodies on the planet -- those shoulders -- answered me by saying, 'I just don't look as good naked as you do.'"
On Nick Lachey:
And whatever the outcome of their prenuptial-free divorce proceedings, Nick leaves the marriage with something valuable: The knowledge that it's better to "throw in the towel" at the beginning of a squabble because "women argue in ways that aren't rational to men."
But there's still plenty more he'd like to learn, especially when it comes to increasing his R-rated verbal skills: "I haven't even realized my full dirty-talk potential. I think there's some greater moments out there for me."
Dear Lord, NOOOO
Oct. 6th, 2005 12:37 pmAnd now they're reproducing...
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Expecting a child.
What, have they not heard of birth control?!?!?!?!?
Edit: hahaha, the best way I have seen this described so far: TomKat expecting TomKitten. I am quite amused by that.
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Expecting a child.
What, have they not heard of birth control?!?!?!?!?
Edit: hahaha, the best way I have seen this described so far: TomKat expecting TomKitten. I am quite amused by that.
I love George
Sep. 30th, 2005 10:30 amWhat kind of crazy, mixed up world do we live in when Kevin Federline has managed to reproduce three times and George Clooney not at all? Alas, it doesn't appear that the suave star, 44, is eager to trade in his fabulous bachelor lifestyle for the pitter-patter of little feet anytime soon. "There isn't anything in me that wants to replicate," Clooney tells Diane Sawyer on "Primetime Live." "I believe in all of those things in a way, but I don't necessarily think it has to be from my loins." And besides, says the A-lister, who is out stumping for his critically hailed "Good Night, and Good Luck," "I always find that it's such a great responsibility. I thought it was something I couldn't just do half-assed."
IMPORTANT!!!!!!!
Aug. 18th, 2005 01:24 pmIf you're one of the multitudes who have fretted away endless hours wondering how to address the meticulously turned-out Sean Combs, your worries are over.
Four years after changing his name from Puff Daddy to P. Diddy, the multi-hyphenate mogul has announced another major moniker decision: He's dropping the "P."
Naturally, this momentous news required an explanation, which the newly christened Diddy offered to Katie Couric on the "Today" show Tuesday.
"I felt the 'P' was coming between me and my fans," he declared, tongue firmly not in cheek. "We had to simplify it. It was, you know, doing concerts and half the crowd saying 'P. Diddy,' half the crowd chanting 'Diddy.' Now everybody can just chant 'Diddy.'"
He makes my head hurt.
Four years after changing his name from Puff Daddy to P. Diddy, the multi-hyphenate mogul has announced another major moniker decision: He's dropping the "P."
Naturally, this momentous news required an explanation, which the newly christened Diddy offered to Katie Couric on the "Today" show Tuesday.
"I felt the 'P' was coming between me and my fans," he declared, tongue firmly not in cheek. "We had to simplify it. It was, you know, doing concerts and half the crowd saying 'P. Diddy,' half the crowd chanting 'Diddy.' Now everybody can just chant 'Diddy.'"
He makes my head hurt.
From washpost.com:
Report: Are Demi, Ashton Trying for Baby?
The Associated Press
Monday, August 15, 2005; 12:31 PM
NEW YORK -- Two years ago, Demi Moore met "That '70s Show" star Ashton Kutcher at a casual dinner. They've been together ever since.
"Talk about meeting your soul mate," the 42-year-old actress tells Harper's Bazaar in its September issue. "I truly feel I have been given that gift. And believe me, I wasn't some lightweight package. I'm, like, the package that didn't just come with luggage -- I had trunks."
While she and Kutcher, 27, would like to "expand our family" -- there have been tabloid reports that Moore was pregnant -- there are no plans for marriage. "I feel that we are and that we don't need something formal, so to do so isn't a big deal one way or another," she tells the magazine.
"The next phase? The growth of my partnership (with Kutcher). The growth of our union. The growth of our family. Which is all the things we truly desire ... to expand our family."
Moore says the couple, who recently moved into their new home in the Hollywood Hills, enjoy "sharing a bath with one another and watching `Court TV.' Snuggling up naked."
Moore, who starred in 2003's "Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle," says she met Kutcher "not through Sean Combs, as everyone said, but through a mutual friend, Sara Foster, an actress who's known Ashton from the day he arrived in Los Angeles."
"We met and he said, `I really need to talk to you alone later.' And I was like, `Heh, yeah, sure.' And he said, `No, no, I'm serious.' And we ended up going back to my apartment and talking all night long."
Moore has three daughters, Rumer, 17; Scout, 14; and Tallulah, 11, from her marriage to second husband Bruce Willis.
She recently finished shooting the thriller "Half Light," appears in a fall ad campaign for Versace and is planning to launch a holistic beauty company with two friends.
"It's been a challenging few years, being the age I am, with so much focus now on how I look," Moore says. "Almost to the point where I felt like, well, they don't know what to do with me. I am flawed. And I'm not 20. Not 30. But I'm certainly different from what most people feel someone in her 40s should be."
Ok. While I am not quite as grossed out by this as by the TomKat thing (probably because Demi and Ashton act like normal, sane people) I am TOTALLY icked out by this part "Moore says the couple, who recently moved into their new home in the Hollywood Hills, enjoy "sharing a bath with one another and watching `Court TV.' Snuggling up naked." Because she has kids who are going to READ THIS. And I strongly believe that NO child wants to know this about their parent/s!!
Report: Are Demi, Ashton Trying for Baby?
The Associated Press
Monday, August 15, 2005; 12:31 PM
NEW YORK -- Two years ago, Demi Moore met "That '70s Show" star Ashton Kutcher at a casual dinner. They've been together ever since.
"Talk about meeting your soul mate," the 42-year-old actress tells Harper's Bazaar in its September issue. "I truly feel I have been given that gift. And believe me, I wasn't some lightweight package. I'm, like, the package that didn't just come with luggage -- I had trunks."
While she and Kutcher, 27, would like to "expand our family" -- there have been tabloid reports that Moore was pregnant -- there are no plans for marriage. "I feel that we are and that we don't need something formal, so to do so isn't a big deal one way or another," she tells the magazine.
"The next phase? The growth of my partnership (with Kutcher). The growth of our union. The growth of our family. Which is all the things we truly desire ... to expand our family."
Moore says the couple, who recently moved into their new home in the Hollywood Hills, enjoy "sharing a bath with one another and watching `Court TV.' Snuggling up naked."
Moore, who starred in 2003's "Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle," says she met Kutcher "not through Sean Combs, as everyone said, but through a mutual friend, Sara Foster, an actress who's known Ashton from the day he arrived in Los Angeles."
"We met and he said, `I really need to talk to you alone later.' And I was like, `Heh, yeah, sure.' And he said, `No, no, I'm serious.' And we ended up going back to my apartment and talking all night long."
Moore has three daughters, Rumer, 17; Scout, 14; and Tallulah, 11, from her marriage to second husband Bruce Willis.
She recently finished shooting the thriller "Half Light," appears in a fall ad campaign for Versace and is planning to launch a holistic beauty company with two friends.
"It's been a challenging few years, being the age I am, with so much focus now on how I look," Moore says. "Almost to the point where I felt like, well, they don't know what to do with me. I am flawed. And I'm not 20. Not 30. But I'm certainly different from what most people feel someone in her 40s should be."
Ok. While I am not quite as grossed out by this as by the TomKat thing (probably because Demi and Ashton act like normal, sane people) I am TOTALLY icked out by this part "Moore says the couple, who recently moved into their new home in the Hollywood Hills, enjoy "sharing a bath with one another and watching `Court TV.' Snuggling up naked." Because she has kids who are going to READ THIS. And I strongly believe that NO child wants to know this about their parent/s!!





