Oh how I love MSN Gossip!!!
Jan. 9th, 2006 02:50 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
neebsOn Kevin Federline's new single:
If you've been afraid to listen to "PopoZão" for fear that it will burrow into your brain like some sort of flesh-eating virus, only without the fun bits, here's a sampling of the classy lyrical magic you're missing: "I want to see your kitty and a little bit of [female body part that rhymes with 'kitty'] ... / Girls, don't you worry about all the dough, because a cat is coming straight out of the know ... / Bring that Brazil booty on the floor / Up, down, all around: Work that [bleep] to the funky sound ...."
On Star Jones and hubby:
" ... [I]n bed, I said to him, 'Honey, you have on your T-shirt -- are you cold?' And he, whom most people consider to have one of the most gorgeous bodies on the planet -- those shoulders -- answered me by saying, 'I just don't look as good naked as you do.'"
On Nick Lachey:
And whatever the outcome of their prenuptial-free divorce proceedings, Nick leaves the marriage with something valuable: The knowledge that it's better to "throw in the towel" at the beginning of a squabble because "women argue in ways that aren't rational to men."
But there's still plenty more he'd like to learn, especially when it comes to increasing his R-rated verbal skills: "I haven't even realized my full dirty-talk potential. I think there's some greater moments out there for me."
If you've been afraid to listen to "PopoZão" for fear that it will burrow into your brain like some sort of flesh-eating virus, only without the fun bits, here's a sampling of the classy lyrical magic you're missing: "I want to see your kitty and a little bit of [female body part that rhymes with 'kitty'] ... / Girls, don't you worry about all the dough, because a cat is coming straight out of the know ... / Bring that Brazil booty on the floor / Up, down, all around: Work that [bleep] to the funky sound ...."
On Star Jones and hubby:
" ... [I]n bed, I said to him, 'Honey, you have on your T-shirt -- are you cold?' And he, whom most people consider to have one of the most gorgeous bodies on the planet -- those shoulders -- answered me by saying, 'I just don't look as good naked as you do.'"
On Nick Lachey:
And whatever the outcome of their prenuptial-free divorce proceedings, Nick leaves the marriage with something valuable: The knowledge that it's better to "throw in the towel" at the beginning of a squabble because "women argue in ways that aren't rational to men."
But there's still plenty more he'd like to learn, especially when it comes to increasing his R-rated verbal skills: "I haven't even realized my full dirty-talk potential. I think there's some greater moments out there for me."
