@#($*&@#($& Allergies

[neebs]

To: Mother Nature
From: Me
Re: Your insane pollen counts

Due to the complete and utter lack of voice I have today, coupled with the need to speak to a group for about an hour later this afternoon, I am hereby DEMANDING that you cease and desist these ridiculous pollen counts and GIVE ME MY VOICE BACK. If you don't I am throwing all 8 bags of recycling in the trash instead of hauling them home in my car to better save your planet.

Thank you.

Comments

[neebs.livejournal.com]

hehe. I can just picture them busting down my door with giant sunflowers and beating me with them, covering me with pollen and thereby ensuing I will be miserable for the rest of the weekend. ;)

[chris025.livejournal.com]

good to know the pollen has not affected your active imagination