I HATE DC DRIVERS!!!

HELLO, PEOPLE. IT IS RAINING. THAT DOES NOT SIGNIFY THE END OF THE WORLD. YOU DON'T NEED TO DRIVE LIKE IT DOES.

seriously, slow down a few miles, leave some space between you, but for the love of Pete, do you need to go 35 on the friggin HIGHWAY?!?!?! I DON'T THINK SO!

(little voice inside my head): oh, but Jen, wait. maybe it was the giant truck that broke down right in the middle of Route 50, in the middle of a rainstorm, in the middle of rush hour that made your 23 minute drive an hour and 2 minute drive.

oh, right, of course. that certainly makes up for the THIRTY-NINE EXTRA MINUTES I HAD TO BE ON THE ROAD WITH MORONS.

on the plus side...when i got to work, i only had 7 hours and 12 minutes left in my day. not too shabby.

In case there was ever a doubt to my ghetto-ness...

GHETTO USELESS -xx- You lazy crap for crap!! Why
can't you be ghetto fab? HUH? You need to get
out to the hood more often, YOU KNOW? You have
enjoyed a nice sheltered life in the suburbs.


xx- How Ghetto Are You -xx
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